I have a colleague who is a pleasant, down to earth woman from the west of Ireland. She is in her mid 50s and has nice clothes, pearls, grown-up daughters and her husband is an accountant. Her name is Mary. Are you getting a picture here?

This morning she got the following text message:

Thanks for another great night in bed Ann.

To which she promptly replied:

I am glad to hear that you had a great night in bed with Ann but I suggest that you tell her rather than a complete stranger. You might also ask Ann for her telephone number.