Her (in the car): But I wanted Michael to sit beside me and you put Daniel beside me.

Me(with no intention of reloading to meet her whims): Why?

Her: Because I wanted to give Michael a rub on the head.

Me: Well give Daniel a rub on the head instead.

Her: But rubs on the head are only for babies with hair.

Me: Give Daniel a kiss then.

Her: But kisses are only for babies with hair.

Me: What can Daniel have so?

Her (after a pause for consideration):  Well, I can laugh at him.