I am indebted to Nicholas for the information that Terry Pratchett is unwell.  Alas, I am very sad but Mr. Pratchett appears not to have lost his sense of humour.

Pensionbook, courtesy of the lovely Bobble.

Superb coverage of the Martin Lukes trial in the FT: http://www.ft.com/comment/columnists/martinlukes

Her : Je n’ai pas déjà fini.

Him : Pas encore.

Her : Je ne peux pas dire ‘pas déjà’ ?

Him (diplomatically): Pas encore est mieux.

Her : Je ne peux pas encore dire ‘pas déjà’?