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May I suggest oh dear, rats, darn

7 October, 2004
Posted in: Princess

Princess: Fuck

Me: Sweetheart please don’t say that.

Princess (hysterical giggle): Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Me : Darling, really, please donÂ’t say that.

Princess: Fuck.

Comments
HJB

on 07 October 2004 at 22:08

but we really need to ask where she got this from?

silveretta

on 07 October 2004 at 23:04

I believe Mr Waffle is in charge of the French words, and Mrs Waffle is in charge of the English ones, which must mean…

Friar Tuck

on 07 October 2004 at 23:15

It’s probably the lack of sleep.

Bobble

on 08 October 2004 at 00:24

It’s the Belgian accent the darling child has got.

belgianwaffle

on 08 October 2004 at 11:10

I think Bobble is right it must be her accent. Silver, you are cunning. Chintzy, you saw an earlier version of this wherein I tried to place the blame on her father’s shoulders. Due to the regime of oppressive censorship which prevails in Waffle Towers I was forced to remove this. Also, it may not be his fault, ref Silver’s comment.

lauren35

on 08 October 2004 at 19:35

I reckon she’s really saying ‘foc’ – a commonly used French word which crops up in everyday language, meaning … “genoa” (y’know, the front sail on a yacht..) worth a try to put the blame on Mr W?

jackdalton

on 09 October 2004 at 09:56

Nah.. it’s to do with table manners. The child wants her ‘fork’, that’s all.
Goodnight……

jackdalton

on 09 October 2004 at 09:57

.. but in any event I blame the mother.

belgianwaffle

on 09 October 2004 at 13:13

Lauren, Jack, good suggestions. We’re doing some good work with darn at the moment…

cha0tic

on 10 October 2004 at 07:55

LOL. Ahhh we reap what we sow 🙂

belgianwaffle

on 11 October 2004 at 13:08

Cha0tic, very biblical.

poggle

on 11 October 2004 at 13:29

Poor waffle. Fab princess. Hee hee.

JoJo

on 11 October 2004 at 13:36

ha ha ha! I laugh now, because this will happen to us.

belgianwaffle

on 11 October 2004 at 13:41

Thank you pog, I think. I certainly hope it happens to you JoJo. I was hoping for a stream of reassuring, oh yeah that happened to us too and so far zilch – Eliott is my only hope.

stroppycow

on 11 October 2004 at 14:25

A great way to difuse this one is to mishear and go “yes dear you are right, it’s a Duck” “muck, where?”. Same with burger, bullocks etc.

poggle

on 11 October 2004 at 14:41

It happened to my sis, if that’s any consolation. Picture sis going to pick up lil niece from kindergarten in the next village. Is wandering up just in time to see nice little old lady bending down to speak to lil niece. Hears ‘Hello little boy'(sic), what’s your name?’ ‘Lil Niece’. ‘That’s a lovely name. And where do you live?’
‘Fuckin’ Faversham …’
Little Old Lady gapes.
Sister turns on heel and hides behind hedge.
Later shouts at partner for telling lil niece what to tell people if is lost when very drunk (partner, not lil niece).

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