What kind of girl would be pleased to have dedicated to her a song with the following lines:
I don’t want clever conversation,
I never want to work that hard.
I just want someone that I can talk to, I want you just the way you are.”
Yup – I always thought that too. Besides, it’s Billy Joel – who looks like a toad.
Although originally it was the walrus of love himself – Mr Barry White.
Somehow I find that song less offensive when Barry sings it. Why is that? 
Because it’s Billy Joel … Katja. Ol’ toad-face. The walrus beats the toad every time …
I don’t think I actually know what Billy Joel looks like. Sounds like that’s probably just as well.
The Walrus of Love beats pretty much everyone every time though. He is a luurve god.
Yes, Mike, it is distinctly odd. Floaty, did you invent the Walrus of Love, if so you deserve a medal and, funnily enough, I see what you mean. Pog, I agree, Billy Joel is a bit toad faced and of course he is very short as well.
Waffle, I wish I had invented it, but unfortunately I cannot claim ownership. It is quite fantastically descriptive, though, isn’t it?!