My friend D had a baby girl at 10.26. I got a text message at 10.29 yesterday morning. I was very impressed. Then I met Mr. Waffle for lunch and he said “10.26 pm!”. Ah well, attention to detail was never really my strong point. You will be delighted to hear that mother and baby are doing fine. Have not yet spoken to the baby’s mother but did ring C (baby’s aunt) to find out how things were going. She confirmed that the baby is beautiful and that she, C, is all excited. She said “when I woke up this morning, the
first thing I thought of was how is the baby?” Is this not endearing? Lucky baby.
That’s children for you alright Jack, just you wait…
Do I look like I’d jest about something like this?