Remember when I had my rash and couldn’t take any drugs? And some people, in fact quite a lot of people (oh you’re all very smart) speculated that I might be pregnant. Well you were right. Let me tell you how I found out.
I thought that I might be pregnant for the usual reasons and I went to see my gynaecologist. And she asked me whether I had taken a pregnancy test. Because I am mean and I knew that I was going to see my gynaecologist anyway, I hadn’t.
“Well” she asked “are you sure you’re pregnant?”
“Well, no, I’m not”
“OK, we’ll do a scan and see”
She looked at the screen with a frown and said
“You really think you are pregnant?”
I thought “oh dear, this is so embarrassing, I’m not pregnant, oh Lord” and I said “well, yes, maybe..”
And then she started to laugh
“You’re pregnant alright. It’s twins.”
on 21 April 2005 at 20:53
Oh my goodness me. How absolutely terrifyingly wonderful. Big congratulations…very big…doubled, in fact.
on 21 April 2005 at 21:19
Comment Modified) Yowzers!
YAAAY 🙂 🙂 🙂
*imaginary letting off of fireworks, actual clapping and whistling*
on 21 April 2005 at 21:23
*and giving of congratulatory sweeties* 2
on 21 April 2005 at 21:33
on 21 April 2005 at 21:44
Awww…that’s sooooo sweet! yay! 🙂
I really am so excited, although its the first time i am reading your blog 😀
on 21 April 2005 at 21:52
on 21 April 2005 at 23:49
Holy Cow, Batman!!! Well done You!
So who’s the father… 😉
on 22 April 2005 at 02:58
cowabunga. congrats. heres a sweetie:) 1
on 22 April 2005 at 07:02
Congratulations from Austria! 🙂
on 22 April 2005 at 08:20
Bloody feckin blimey O’Reilly hell. Many congratulations! So how are you feeling about all this?I admit I wasn’t one of the smart people – a rash means a rash to me. If you had mentioned the normal tell-tale sign, I might just maybe possibly have figured it.
on 22 April 2005 at 08:32
Twins?! No one could say you do things by halves Mrs Waffly. As Locotes said many congratulations, hugs and tanti aguri! xxx
on 22 April 2005 at 09:39
Congratulations lovely waffly!
That’s SO exciting!
on 22 April 2005 at 09:57
Oh what exciting news! Congratulations and hugs all round. 2 Sweetie(s) given
on 22 April 2005 at 10:06
WOWZERINOS! Double congratulations!! I can’t WAIT to read all about these two!! 2
on 22 April 2005 at 10:39
You big show-off …
xx 1 Sweetie(s) given
on 22 April 2005 at 12:00
Congratulations! How terribly exciting. Even deserving of my last sweetie, in fact :o) 1 Sweetie(s) given
on 22 April 2005 at 13:01
Congratulations!!! How exciting! More princes/princesses for the royal abode.
I found your blog via Fluid Pudding, and have been lurking ever since.
on 22 April 2005 at 13:09
Brilliant! Well chuffed for you! x x x x x
on 22 April 2005 at 16:37
Bloomin’ marvellous! My sister had twins last December – they are wonderful. Lucky you. 1 Sweetie(s) given
on 22 April 2005 at 17:16
Multiple congratulations to you!!!
on 22 April 2005 at 18:57
Oh wow! Congratulations!
on 22 April 2005 at 21:41
No. Way. Twins? Really twins??? If the Princess is any indication, I’m not sure the world will be able to withstand all that additional cuteness.
on 23 April 2005 at 12:43
Mind you, this could put our royal nose rightly out of joint.Have you considerd yet how to break the joyous tidings: ie we love you so much we’re gettin two more instead etc…
on 23 April 2005 at 14:12
Wow, a comment and sweetie bonanza, cool!
Jojo, thank you very much for your comments and sweeties, how come you always know everything first?
HJB, many thanks. Doubled is appropriate, accurately describes my girth also.
Mike, thanks for sweeties and imaginary fireworks in particular, these are the only fireworks I’ve got so far.
Thank you kitschenette. Great name.
Olivia, thanks, stick with this blog for more non-stop twin news…
Thank you boiledorfried.
JD, thank you, as for your first comment, well, if they look anything like the Princess did as a small baby, then Keith Wood is a likely answer. As for your second, out of joint isn’t in it.
Oooh a sweetie, thank you morethanluck..
Gosh, Austrian congratulations, all very nice.
Locotes, that is entirely as it should be! Am feeling a bit bewildered. Thanks for sweetie.
Thanks Bobble, and two sweeties too!
Aaah, thank you Ms. Splog, exciting and unnerving in about equal measure.
Kate, 2 sweeties and hugs too, yay.
Minks, hmm, don’t know how fascinating my blog will be with this new material. Am anxious that another 20sixer produce twins for comparison purposes – would you be in the market at all? Thanks for sweeties.
Pog, you are, of course, entirely correct. I mean let’s face it 2nd pregnancy is dull but you can really give people a jolt if it’s twins. Thanks for the sweetie.
Oooh Katya, a last sweetie, you are the essence of goodness. Thanks.
Jordana, a lurker, I didn’t realise I had lurkers, I am so proud. Thanks for your congrats.
Thanks Chintzy, for one so young you are very kind to the childbearing!
Lauren, thank you for sweetie and congrats, may be emailing you under separate cover for advice.
MDW, September 23 apparently. Am going to be size of a house.
Thank you Hana.
I know, Beth, extraordinary – do you mind if I use your pregnancy counter too? And will you add me to your pregnant people list? And thanks for your congrats.
on 23 April 2005 at 20:46
Okay so I’ve found out late but, AIYYYYYA! Congratulations 😀 And best of luck 😉
on 25 April 2005 at 17:35
Have a sweetie for each. 2
on 27 April 2005 at 20:45
Thanks DruidX, will need all the luck I can get.
Beso, 2 sweeties, you are too kind, no idea what I will do with this positive bonanza!