Me: Hee, hee, hee.
If you type “Venetia Quick” into google, guess what site comes up first in the list?
Mr. Waffle: Don’t know.
Me: Oh come on.
Him: Belgian Waffle?
Me: Oh yes, indeedy.
Him: Well, I hope you didn’t say anything actionable.
Such as a free massive family estate car? Or a new home with many bedrooms? How lovely… 
BHM, I am glad that you would not begrudge me, very important!
Locotes, um, generous, but not that generous, I was hoping for a tax rebate on creche fees since you ask.
Oh. Well all help is good help I suppose… You never know though, pushing for that house might bring rewards……or annoy them so they give you nothing. But life is full of risks eh?
I’m a very unbegrudging type really. ‘Cept for MEPs.
Locotes, am I you in drag? Jack wants to know.
BHM, good stuff. Suppose I’m really an MEP though? No, of course, I’m not.
The funny thing is, if he was right, then I’m just having a conversation with myself. But of course he’s not right. Nope. Not at all.
No, we’re talking to each other. Of course.