Princess: Don’t put clips in my hair.
Me: But they’re nice.
Princess: Only to old people.
Me: But the teachers in your school are old people.
Her: But there are far more students than teachers in the school.
Me: That’s what’s called peer pressure.
Her: No, it’s not, my peers are only in second class. Sixth class girls don’t like them either.
In other news, the Princess has taken to saying words backwards. She is quite amazingly talented at it but, as my mother says, it has absolutely no practical application whatsoever.