Yesterday, the Princess and I passed a juggler on the street. I said “look sweetheart, a man with balls”. Hmm.
We went to a party last night. I had nothing to wear. No really. I knew I was in trouble when I hauled out my maternity party wear and my hockey skirt from the bottom of the wardrobe and seriously wondered whether I could wear any of these items.
on 13 September 2004 at 15:21
Is that what passes for sex education in the Waffle household?
on 13 September 2004 at 16:09
Hmm. Interesting Jack. Yes, Silver.
on 14 September 2004 at 06:06
With a comment like that, you would have been perfect as a Dodgeball cast member….
on 14 September 2004 at 15:10
RockStar Mommy, I have looked at your photo album and see where you are coming from. I am, alas, only an aspirant rockstar Mommy and none of my maternity wear is likely to inspire compliments. I am reconsidering the hockey skirt though, little pleated skirts are very in, this season. Locotes, what’s dodgeball?
on 14 September 2004 at 16:29
Ahem. Dodgeball is a new movie comedy out with Ben Stiller. About the game dodgeball. Full of ‘ball’ related puns. Basic yet amusing. I’m sorry, I was far too modern with that comment – I’ll try and find a renaissance painter quip next time.
on 14 September 2004 at 16:47
Hockey skirt, hockey skirt, hockey shirt….. and a photo of same, legs included, on the Princess Diary please. Before Locotes has to make one…
on 15 September 2004 at 21:25
Locotes, thank you. Await reference to Botticelli masterpiece. Jack, hockey skirt is too large for Princess, it trails around her ankles..
on 16 September 2004 at 15:11
That’s it then smarty pants… we’ll just have to make our own.
You have been warned…
on 17 September 2004 at 11:19
Interesting prospect, Jack.