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16 September, 2005
Posted in: Miscellaneous

Me: (Sniff) So where is this conference?
Her: Why do you want to know?
Me: Bet it’s in Dubrovnik.
Her:  How did you know?
Me: Because it’s beautiful and people like conferences in beautiful places.
Her: Yes, it’s in the capital.
Me:  Um, no it’s not, Zagreb is the capital of Croatia.
Her: Maybe it’s Zagreb then.
Me:  Oh well, less glam.
Her: But it will be nice to be by the sea.
Me: Zagreb is not on the sea.
Her:  Then it must be the other place.
Me:  For God’s sake woman you’re going there next week.
Her:  Well, you seem to know the place quite well, do they use the euro?
Me: NO!
Her: They’re not part of the community then.
Me: Oh dear lord.
Her: Well what currency do they use?
Me:  Can’t remember (it’s the kuna, if you’re curious, Mr. Waffle knew, of course).
Her:  Tut tut and you were there and everything.

In other pregnancy related news, Mr. Waffle brought me home yesterday a
pile of Su Doku puzzles  which he suggests I might like to occupy
myself with when I go into labour.  Is this very endearing or
somewhat odd?  Bit of both, I suppose.

Comments

belgianwaffle

on 16 September 2005 at 15:07

Oh Maisy, yes indeed as I know to my cost. 0
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erudite_baboon

on 16 September 2005 at 15:11

Imagine a conference being more important than your twins – the very idea! They should postpone the conference until after they’ve been delivered. Sudokus are rubbish – I’ve done two my entire life. That’s an hour I’m never getting back. 0
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JoJo

on 16 September 2005 at 15:54

Hmmm…
Su Doku an intense game of strategy that requires concentration, patience and a keen mind.
Labour an intense experience of pain and suffering that scrambles the brain, throttles your patience and makes you hop like a chicken.
A marriage made in heaven I’d say. 0
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poggle

on 16 September 2005 at 16:01

‘hop like a chicken’? Really? The more I hear, the more pleased I am that I am never, never going to find out for myself. 0
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Locotes

on 17 September 2005 at 09:45

You just know once you start those puzzles you’ll love it. Great to pass the time with. I went through a ton of them by the pool on me holliers…

Still managing to look manly and sexy of course…

Ahem. 0
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beachhutman

on 17 September 2005 at 21:25

Bloody “OK, Sod U”. At least crosswords can use 26 letters and half a million English words. I cannot see the point or the fun. Especially in labour. But a nice supportive thought though.
Don’t they use the Euro? Turkey isn’t in the EU, and they do. In places I guess. 0
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belgianwaffle

on 19 September 2005 at 10:01

Erudite baboon, you are wise and your name is well chosen.
Jojo, quite.
Pog, yes, I fear so. And you will find out for yourself someday and then you’ll be sorry (snicker, snicker).
Loc, of course.
BHM, didn’t know they took euro in Turkey in spots, will bear in mind, if I ever go on holidays again… 0
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poggle

on 19 September 2005 at 10:44

I won’t y’know, waffley. Really I won’t. 0
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Locotes

on 19 September 2005 at 11:51

*getting into the panto spirit*
Oh yes you will! 0
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belgianwaffle

on 21 September 2005 at 13:10

Right as always Loc, “oh yes, you will!” 0
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Juliette

16 September, 2005
Posted in: Princess, Reading etc.

She’s not as fond of Juliette as she is of T’choupi, the world’s dullest mole, but she is moderately fond. We possess 3* of these works and they are very true to life. Just a little bit too true to life. Let me give you some examples.

Juliette goes shopping.

She pesters her mother to buy chocolate cornflakes because she’s seen on the telly that there’s a present inside. She demands that her mother buys ice cream.

Juliette on the Farm

She sees piglets being fed by their mother (go on, you try to explain to a two year old what’s going on here). She watches the farmer attaching the milking machine to a cow (again a difficult one to explain – surely milk comes from cartons) while the cow flicks away flies with her tail. Juliette is warned to stand well back in case the cow poos on her.

Juliette has a little Brother (purchased for propaganda purposes)

Juliette wees all over the floor because no one is paying her any attention. This is clearly illustrated so even if one doesn’t read the accompanying text, it is quite apparent what is going on here.

I see that there is an offering entitled “Juliette celebrates Christmas” available in the series. Doubtless this is where young readers are told that there is no Santa Claus.

*Updated to add – as of May 2007 we appear to have about 16 Juliettes all with that delightfully honest take on the life of a small child.

Comments
chintzybling

on 16 September 2005 at 14:48

Juliette wets herself? Juliette sounds filthy to me.

belgianwaffle

on 16 September 2005 at 15:08

Chintzy, I’m appalled.
Jojo, you and me both, frankly, I’m amazed that there is other news available though I enjoyed your link to Brittany and Kevin’s site very much…

JoJo

on 16 September 2005 at 15:55

I’m hoping to see a similar broadcast here some time soon (don’t forget the virtual baloons now will you?)

Sarcastic Journalist

(Homepage)

on 16 September 2005 at 21:52

Weeing on the floor? Is this book trying to give the children ideas?

jackdalton

on 16 September 2005 at 22:42
(
Comment Modified) If you want to see real kiddy-read mayhem, look no further than Katie Morag Delivers the Mail. Or in fact any Katie Morag story. Priceless 🙂

belgianwaffle

on 19 September 2005 at 09:59

Jojo, am even now investigating the technology for same.
SJ, yes.
JD, no more mayhem please.

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