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Minkleberry

on 07 November 2005 at 19:34

oooh, I could just eat fig and kumquat. 0
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jackdalton

on 07 November 2005 at 21:02

‘waf: you better hide the shampoo if Minks is ever in town. 0
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belgianwaffle

on 08 November 2005 at 08:11

Knobber, Minks, were you two in the focus group?
JD, quite. 0
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NorahSplog

on 08 November 2005 at 11:04

I once worked with a chef who was terrified of kumquats. 0
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Diva

on 08 November 2005 at 13:09

The chef terrified of kumquats? That could work to your advantage:
“Give me a raise or you’ll find less than a tangerine in your locker later”
Simple and effective :o) 0
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UndercoverCookie

on 08 November 2005 at 14:45

well they started off by just putting vitamins in shampoo, making the bathroom the most nutritionally dense part of the house for some people. Now they’ve decided just to put a whole smoothie into the shampoo.
It’s all meant to seduce you. They don’t have Asparagus and Sprout Shampoo or Turnip and Cauliflower Conditioner. 0
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Friar Tuck

on 08 November 2005 at 16:50

I think it was an Italian comedian who pointed out the irony that his lemonade was made with artificial flavour, but his floor wax was made with real lemons.    

belgianwaffle

on 09 November 2005 at 15:14

Norah, I almost believe you. Diva, I like that.
UC, yum yum, turnip and cauliflower.
FT, excellent. 0
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