morning I found that Mr. Waffle had drawn a map of the supermarket and indicated
on it where all the items we needed were to be found. I scoffed.
I chucked it out. Then on
Saturday morning as I traipsed around the supermarket with Little Ms. Cranky,
and found that I had forgotten to get garlic in the vegetable section and wipes
in the baby bit, I began to wish that I had the supermarket map. What on earth is this happening to me?