Her (in the car): But I wanted Michael to sit beside me and you put Daniel beside me.
Me(with no intention of reloading to meet her whims): Why?
Her: Because I wanted to give Michael a rub on the head.
Me: Well give Daniel a rub on the head instead.
Her: But rubs on the head are only for babies with hair.
Me: Give Daniel a kiss then.
Her: But kisses are only for babies with hair.
Me: What can Daniel have so?
Her (after a pause for consideration):Â Well, I can laugh at him.
poor baldy babies. they always get the rough end!
HAHAHAHAHAAA HAHAHA HAHA – She is PRICELESS!
That is so funny.