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Talking on eggshells.

13 September, 2006
Posted in: Princess

Me: Stop eating the eggshell.
Her: But I like the eggshell.
Me: No you don’t, you’re only doing it to annoy me.
Her: No, I’m not.
Me: Yes, you are.
Her: Are we at the pantomime?
Me (trying another tack):  Do you know where eggs come from?
Her: Where?
Me: A hen’s bottom.
Her: But wee and poo come out of bottoms.
Me: Also eggs.  From hen’s bottoms.
Her (looking dubiously at eggshell): I’m not convinced.

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  1. heather says

    13 September, 2006 at 21:53

    Is smacking children always wrong? Discuss.

  2. pog says

    13 September, 2006 at 23:32

    Polycyllabic children – fabulous.
    (Um, I sort of know what she means about the eggshell – it’s something about the crunchy texture. Only a nibble, of course. Anyway, it has been boiled so should be bacteria free. No?)

  3. Peggy says

    14 September, 2006 at 12:11

    Now, she is going to eat again and have a close look next time she goes to the potty to see if you are right.

  4. Mikeachim says

    22 September, 2006 at 01:24

    Trip to the farm. 🙂

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