What I may not want to hear my children saying when I am old:
She loves it, really.
She’ll have stopped crying 5 minutes after we walk out the door.
It’s good for her socialisation skills; I’m sure it wouldn’t be good for her to be at home all the time.
I like to see her making friends with all those other people; it’s just a pity they all seem to catch each other’s bugs.
The staff are great; you can tell that they really like old people.
I’m glad to see that they haven’t got a television; it’s great that they’re devising games and songs for them instead.
Good God, am I paraphrasing a Cat Steven’s song here?
This is brilliant.
And made me think.
(bonus points)