PARIS (AFP) – The Internet has given birth to a quirky range of modern addictions and maladies, the British weekly New Scientist says in its Christmas issue.
They include these:
– EGO-SURFING: When you frequently check your name and reputation on the Internet.
– BLOG STREAKING: “Revealing secrets or personal information online which for everybody’s sake would be best kept private.”
– CRACKBERRY: “The curse of the modern executive: not being able to stop checking your BlackBerry, even at your grandmother’s funeral.” (A BlackBerry is a popular handheld device that can be used for phoning, emailing and web-browsing).
– GOOGLE-STALKING: Defined as “snooping online on old friends, colleagues or first dates.”
– CYBERCHONDRIA: “A headache and a particular rash at the same time? Extensive online research tells you it must be cancer.”
– PHOTOLURKING: Flicking through a photo album of someone you’ve never met.
– WIKIPEDIHOLISM: Excess devotion to contributing to the online collaborative encyclopaedia, Wikipedia. (Wikipedia even has a page where you can test whether you’re an addict: (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wik…ic-Test)).
– CHEESEPODDING: Downloading of a song “so cheesy that you could cover it in plastic wrap and sell it at the deli counter.” Cheesepodders are especially vulnerable to soft-rock favourites from the 1970s.
I emailed my sister and told her she was a crackberry. Her instant response was “Yes, I know, blogstreaker”.
I’m definitely a photolurker. And I do Google-stalk, because, after all, what else is Google for?
Aphra Behn says
Thanks for this. As you can see, I took it as an opportunity to blogstreak. Again.
Happy New Year.