Her: Look Mummy, a Smart.
Me: Actually, sweetheart, it’s a Cinquecento. You know Mummy used to live in Rome and a lot of people have Cinquecentos there because they’re easy to park.
Her: Did you have one?
Me: No, I had a moped.
Her: What’s a moped?
Me: Like a motorbike only smaller, I’ll show you one someday.
Her: In a museum?