Daniel: Mum, have you heard of “I’ve got you babe” by Sonny and Cher”?
Me: Yes.
D: How about the Divine Comedy?
Me: Yes, in fact we still have loads of their CDs (who’s laughing now?)
D: Paul Weller?
Me: Yup.
D: And you know the Beautiful South. I really impressed this guy at college who’s into old music by knowing that song “Rotterdam or Anywhere”. He says hardly anybody knows that.
Me: I’m amazing.