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Fighting the Patriarchy

4 December, 2016
Posted in: Princess, Siblings

My brother came to stay last night. He’s not a big believer in feminism; I feel if at this point my sister, my mother and I have failed to convince him, then he’s a lost cause. Herself thinks that this is a paltry attitude and seizes every chance to point out to him the error of his ways (this is a child who accuses me of being an instrument of the patriarchy when I say that green is a nice colour on her – perhaps I have done my work too well here). Anyhow, she hauled him over the coals and routed him comprehensively before breakfast.

I can’t help feeling, therefore, that it was unfortunate that, in his presence, she had to troop up to the altar this morning to do the second reading which included the line:

For I tell you that Christ has become a servant of the Jews on behalf of God’s truth, so that the promises made to the patriarchs might be confirmed.

In other news, I have finally finished the wretched essay.

Context Clues

25 November, 2016
Posted in: Dublin, Princess

In geography (which seems a lot more interesting than it was when I was at school), the Princess’s class are doing a case study.

It was about housing and the teacher showed them a number of pictures of a place she called “Fatima“.  As the Princess looked at these gloomy pictures, she thought, “I had no idea Portugal was so rainy.”

The motto must be, if you’re a teacher assume nothing.

An Inconvenient Truth

24 November, 2016
Posted in: Princess

Herself: Superhero comics are sexist.  Female characters wear ludicrous costumes.  Name a male character who  dresses  up in a swimsuit.

Her Friend: Aquaman wears a swimsuit.

Thought for the Day

21 November, 2016
Posted in: Princess

Herself: I have a problem with baby centaurs.

Me: How so?

Her:  Well, think about it – horses can walk around a few hours after being born and babies can’t even hold up their heads for months.

Me:  Mmm.

Her: Think about it.

Burn

20 November, 2016
Posted in: Mr. Waffle, Princess

Herself (who has been elected to a national student body and is talking about a workshop): One of the boys in my group was a bit mean about Irish.
Mr. Waffle: How?
Her: He said that it was a dead language and why did we bother learning through it.
Mr. Waffle: What did you say?
Her: I said that they studied Latin at his school and it was a lot more dead and he didn’t seem to have a problem with that.
Mr. Waffle: Incendiat.

Increases in the Cost of Living

17 November, 2016
Posted in: Princess

The Princess is very pleased with her new phone but it is not without its drawbacks.  

We passed an advertisement on the street and she said bitterly “Vodafone 4g is not bringing me closer to Irish rugby it’s bringing me closer to bankruptcy.”  It’s all good preparation for the woes of adulthood.

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