Princess (loudly and clearly): Qu’est que-ce tu fais Maman?
Me (whispering):ï¿½ What do you think I’m doing?
Princess (gleefully and loudly):ï¿½ Maman fait un gros caca!
I would like to point out that this was (a) untrue and (b) even if it were true, not the kind of thing I would choose to share with fellow bathroom users.
on 08 May 2005 at 21:58
Splendid. When she grows up she can engage in that excellent game of being British but actually understanding what they are all saying abroad. Often highly revealing!
on 09 May 2005 at 11:13
Oooh – the lil minx!
on 09 May 2005 at 18:09
brilliant! toilet humour already!
on 12 May 2005 at 19:27
Norah, Pog, Minks, yes.
BHM, you know we’re Irish, don’t you? You should be reading this blog with a Cork accent.