I wonder what I will do with all of the
Princess’s little girl clothes. “Give
them away” says Mr. Waffle brutally.
“But what if we have another little girl?” “If you show even the slightest interest in
ever becoming pregnant again, I am going to have a vasectomy”. I think Mr. Waffle may feel that our family
is complete.
on 13 October 2005 at 19:29
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on 14 October 2005 at 10:43
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on 14 October 2005 at 11:43
Heather, it’s just the hormones, it will pass.
JD, hmm, not sure, my mother has just thrown out all my old college notes to make room for her and my father’s “wine cellar” under my bed. Not sure that they have room in their house for Madam’s clothes.
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As you will recall, due to my pregnancy
complications, I now weigh less than when I started off on this adventure. However, my stomach remains. But my bottom has disappeared. I look a bit like these lads who were skinny
in their 20s and then ran to seed in their 30s – still skinny but with a pot
belly. On the plus side, my ankles have
returned to their usual dimensions. I
keep looking at them wondering how these slender stalks can possibly support
me.
So I still have this enormous bump and it is
very distressing. I have no recollection
of this happening last time. And itÂ’s very
noticeable. I was in mothercare the
other day spending all our money on whiskey and beer (um no actually on
breastpumps, bottles, cot sheets and maternity bras, if you must know) and the
lady behind the counter asked when my baby was due. “The week before last” I said sourly. Which just goes to show, as Mr. Waffle
observed, that you should never, never ask, if someone is pregnant. A woman with a visible bump is buying lots of
baby gear – you might think it would be safe to assume that she is pregnant –
wrong, wrong, wrong.
on 13 October 2005 at 17:17
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on 13 October 2005 at 17:24
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on 14 October 2005 at 09:52
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on 14 October 2005 at 11:41
JD, yes.
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on 14 October 2005 at 13:27
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on 14 October 2005 at 14:03
For teh next few weeks, you won’t have to ask does me bum look big in this? all you have to do is look down… 😐
And now I think I’d best be away. Sharpish. [runs]
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on 15 October 2005 at 13:33
Locotes, if they’re anything like their sister, they won’t crawl for another 10 months, I can’t stay like this until then…I want to go out and not have people ask me about my due date.
JD, there is something in what you say, of course, but if I were you, I would pick up speed!
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