Number of guests: 23
Of whom children: 13
Of whom children under 1: 4
Number of faces painted: 7
Number of children concussed by collapsing chair: 1
Number of slices of birthday cake required to restore concussed child to happiness: 1
Ladies and gentlemen, I think that we have a success on our hands.
The Easter Sunday and birthday pics are adorable.
Waaa, waaa. I want children, too.