My sister is sick. I understand that this is frequently a side effect of living in India.
Me: Your poor aunt is sick.
Princess: Why?
Me: Probably something she ate in India.
Princess: Why?
Me: Well maybe someone put dirty hands or dirty water on it.
Princess: Why?
Me: I don’t know, anyway, your poor aunt got a bug.
Princess: What?
Me: You know a bug, like a germ.
Princess: That you get from not washing your hands after doing a poo.
Me: YES.
Princess (to my sister): Stop eating poo.
Priceless, as ever. I love the way she cuts straight to the chase.
Happy Easter to the family Waffle x
As always, good advice. With the untimely (in the sense of long-overdue) demise of Ann Landers and Dear Abby, maybe Princess could start her own advice column.
Perhaps one day she will be Dr. Princess. She shows great promise.
Sounds about right.
Thank you pog. Hmm, perhaps, BL. Quite LB. Alas, yes, SJ.