Example 1
Her: You be Daddy.
Me: And who are you?
Her: Me.
Me: OK.
Her: No, talk in French.
Me: D’accord.
Her: Papa est-ce que je peux avoir des crisps?
Me: I think Daddy says ‘chips’ honey.
Her: Papa est-ce que je peux avoir des moutons?
Example 2
Her father shows her a page from a book featuring food, animals and various flora and asks her to point out things you can eat. Spaghetti is the answer he is hoping for. She immediately points to a snail.