Her: You be Daddy.
Me: And who are you?
Her: No, talk in French.
Her: Papa est-ce que je peux avoir des crisps?
Me: I think Daddy says ‘chips’ honey.
Her: Papa est-ce que je peux avoir des moutons?
Her father shows her a page from a book featuring food, animals and various flora and asks her to point out things you can eat. Spaghetti is the answer he is hoping for. She immediately points to a snail.