Him: Where’s the Tesco “bag for life”?
Me: I threw it out.
Him (Gasps): But it was a “bag for life”.
Me: But it had a hole.
Him: But they’ll replace it free of charge.
Me: Yes, in Tesco in Dublin.
I leave you to work out who imported this bag into Belgium.
I brought four Waitrose bags for life to Canada, but one of them is missing now and I fear I may have to have the same conversation shortly.
Good luck then.