Me (fawningly): What a beautiful little girl you are.† Look you have beautiful big blue eyes, a
perfect little nose, lovely lips, interesting teeth and gorgeous blonde hair.
Don¬ít forget my cheeks.
Me to baby Michael:† Hello, little man.
Princess (deep sigh):† Mummy, why are you talking to him, you know babies can’t talk.
Oh, and also, Mr. Waffle suggested that I insert this link
to show that the future Belgian queen and her little brother are just
as delighted with their new sibling as the Princess is with her little