Oh hello, I didn’Â’t see you there. I just came in to check the curtains were drawn in the blog Â– itÂ’s pretty chilly out there and I didnÂ’t want the place to get cold.
Sorry ? No, stay as long as you like Â– IÂ’ll just potter around for a minute, then IÂ’’ll leave you in peace. Yes, they arrived safely Â– the Princess is most pleased with her loyal subjects in Cork. Apparently she got to go on a Bob the Builder car outside the supermarket… no, one of the ones for kids where you put a coin in.
The weather ? Bucketing, apparently Â– same as Brussels. But they’Â’re having a good time, as far as I can tell. Her grandparents are delighted to see her and the Princess is eating vast amounts.
Me ? Oh, IÂ’’m fine. Yes, it might seem as if I had a week of freedom – but it’Â’s still a bit grim when you come back to an empty flat. Well, since you ask I did go out to the pub last night but it was still a school night so I was home by 10.30Â… Anyway, IÂ’’ll let you get on with it.
Sorry ? Well, I might look in tomorrow but I donÂ’t know if it would be a good idea to change too much.
What do you mean by Â“just a bit ?Â”
I see. Â– I donÂ’t know if that would be a good idea …Well, yes, obviously I could keep things ticking over, but itÂ’s her blog and I’Â’d feel nervous…update Lazy Jack Silver ? Who sent you ? What do you want from me ? Get out !
A post! My life has meaning again!
Don’t think that I’m not watching you. My spies are everywhere. Pick up that dirty glass.
And be careful where you put your feet – there are priceless drafts of Booker-prize-winning novels all over the place, you know!
Hmmm… Mrs Waffle doesn’t do it like that.
Mr. Waffle has just been let back in. It was raining out there. I am not entirely heartless.
Comments jackdalton on 16 November 2004 at 15:25So does this mean he finds out about you and the “hot”, young, Cork-lovin’ Locotes? 🙂 Friar Tuck on 16 November 2004 at 16:52You can count on us to behave ourselves! *tee hee* Locoteson 16 November 2004 at 16:53What do you mean find out about me? I’m here in the public domain at all times – no sneaking about under cover of darkness here. No sir. And I’m not sure I appreciate the use of quotes around ‘hot’ either – anyone would think you don’t quite believe that jack…Anyway waffle, when do you leave? Or have you left? In which case I’m talking to myself….ahem… *sidles away* Beth(Homepage)on 16 November 2004 at 18:03 You take more vacation than anyone I know – although being American that isn’t saying much. *jealous* poggleon 17 November 2004 at 14:10Is that wise, waffle? I mean, is he tidy? Or is he likely to laze about drinking all your booze and leaving dirty glasses and plates all over the place? belgianwaffleon 28 November 2004 at 15:06I’m back. I fear poor LJS suffered in my absence but otherwise all seems well.. jackdaltonon 28 November 2004 at 17:02See… you weren’t missed at all 😛 belgianwaffleon 01 December 2004 at 22:05JD, hmm.