From: Belgianwaffle
To: DutchMama
Am under severe pressure on Santa. “How does Santa’s sleigh fly?” “By magic” “You told me that there is no magic in real life”. Help.
From: DutchMama
To: Belgianwaffle
I’m just vague about most things and that seems to work.
“I don’t know, what do you think”.
“Hmm, that’s a good question, maybe we should ask him that in the letter. What are you going to ask him for this year?”
(Did you really tell her there was no magic in real life? Gee, I foresee problems for you with transubstantiation.)