Me: Hell is other people.
Michael: Did Oscar Wilde* say that?
Me: Nope, Sartre, I think.
Mr. Waffle: Yes, “L’enfer, c’est les autres.”
Daniel: L’envers c’est les potes.
*Thus yet again proving the great Dorothy Parker’s line: “If, with the literate, I am/Impelled to try an epigram,/I never seek to take the credit;/We all assume that Oscar said it.