Me (finding a board book we should arguably have disposed of some time ago): Oooh, “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” do you remember that book? We must have read it to you hundreds of times.
Middle child: No.
Me: You must do, he’s a really hungry caterpillar and eats lots of things.
Middle child: No.
Me: Guess what happens in the end?
Middle child: He explodes?