My mother tells me that tax defaulters have
been published in the paper. ItÂ’s extraordinary. My parents’ next door neighbours have been
done for €40,000 (that’s tax they haven’t paid, imagine the income). Friends of my parents got done for €30,000 (my
mother believes this is all a horrible mistake). And some very rich, though distant, relatives
of ours got done for an absolute fortune (no, really, a fortune).
on 26 October 2005 at 11:09
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on 26 October 2005 at 16:00
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on 26 October 2005 at 16:01
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A good friend of mine is a solicitor practising
in the midlands. I got an email from her
recently containing the following moan “All well here except no
secretary all week and punters with cocaine
problems – I mean cocaine in Kinnegad what is the world coming to?” You can only agree. On discussing matters with her, she tells me
that she was quizzing the Gardai and they say that cocaine is everywhere in the
medium sized town where she works “taken by people like yourself miss”. “Not me” she said in indignation. “No, of course not you, miss”. She also got to hear about the local
brothel. Good Lord.
on 25 October 2005 at 16:57
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The Princess is now able to ride on the back of
Mr. WaffleÂ’s bike due to extraordinary outlay on seat and helmet. Her imperial highness is pleased to approve
this mode of transport.
on 24 October 2005 at 13:25
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on 25 October 2005 at 19:29
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A Visit
The in-laws are coming on Thursday. Great excitement. I received an email from my father-in-law as follows, comments are in italics:
Hello there
Reading between the pixels, things may be more than a little hectic, even with help. It may be a Freudian slip, but the lack of a mention of Princess might mean that she is becoming more attuned to the new arrivals (or just spending time at the crèche). Au contraire, madam continues to regard the new arrivals with
disdain. Yesterday I spoke to my brother and he asked after her and her views on the new arrivals. I said that she liked them. Later when I reported this conversation to herself she said in tones of great disgust “But Mummy, I DON’T like the babies.
Anyway, for what it is worth, grandma and I are getting measured for our cavalry uniforms, practicing the bugle, buying prezzies and the like. We will be ready for our gallop to the relief of the Fort, way out in the Belgian desert. Really looking forward to the visit, to do good works and drink a few beers. Beer, beer?
He thinks there will be beer? I doubt it, it will be constant baby and toddler minding duty for the royal
grandparents here at baby bootcamp.
Locotes
on 24 October 2005 at 12:58
Surely even a little beer during babysitting duty can be allowed? Have a heart…
Minkleberry
on 24 October 2005 at 20:48
make sure you sit down a lot!
belgianwaffle
on 25 October 2005 at 11:52
HJB, their sufferings are about to begin. Loc, under no circumstances, they are here to work. No beer on the chain gang. Minks, most certainly.
poggle
on 25 October 2005 at 13:20
Go girl – head for tham thar hills!
Constant listening to Radio 4 reveals that the
British are considering introducing 3 months paid paternity leave. Meanwhile, poor
Beth jacks in her job due to
pathetic maternity leave in the US. I think itÂ’s all the puritans out there. They should let more feckless catholics in. Further example of American puritanism: my
sister tells me “it’s back to winter hours [at work]Â… we get to start 30
minutes later every day so I’m in at 8.30 rather than 8 – except for days when
I’m late or have a 7.00 meeting”. What
kind of country allows companies to schedules 7 am meetings? One thatÂ’s over imbibed
the puritan work ethic.
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A friend of ours called round last Saturday and he
had had possibly the most embarassing experience ever that morning. He had gone for a swim and was walking round
the pool contemplating where to immerse himself when one of the lifeguards came
up to him and said “I’m sorry sir, I’m going to have to ask you to buy a new
swimsuit as that one is totally transparent at the back”.
Friar Tuck
on 22 October 2005 at 16:48
on 23 October 2005 at 04:33
*cringes*
Hopefully nobody made any cracks.
…..
OK OK, I’m leaving.
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what’s so pathetic is that it took me all day to think that up.
on 24 October 2005 at 09:59
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