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What scares the Princess?

20 September, 2004
Posted in: Princess

You know she’s scared because she clutches her heart and starts to shake.

Mechanical noises: washing machine, tumble drier, dishwasher, hoover (oh God, the terror when she sees the hoover, let alone hears it, is pathetic), ringing telephones, including mobile telephones, loud humming from any mechanical device (e.g. supermarket fridge).

Car noises: backfiring, breaking suddenly, beeping horns, revving up, police and ambulance sirens.

Enclosed spaces without natural light: the cellar, public toilets, lifts.

Animals: dogs, cats, donkeys, rabbits, horses, cows, goats, sheep, chickens.

Illustrations of animals: dogs, horses (have you any idea how many books for small children feature these animals?)

Her own shadow (not a big problem in Belgium in Autumn/Winter mercifully).

Thermometers, facecloths, suppositories and the spoon from the baby nurofen bottle.  Yes, since you ask, she’s still sick.

Comments
silveretta

on 20 September 2004 at 15:12

Anyone who is all fearty when faced with a hoover, washing machine, tumble drier, etc, sounds like she’s got her head screwed on right to me. Buy her a maid and she’ll soon overcome her fears.

Locotes

on 21 September 2004 at 17:49

I’m not quite sure what to make of all that. It’s ok when she’s small, but you better get her over all these things by the time she’s 20 or she’ll have serious issues. So she doesn’t just get a fright and move on, she’s actually scared of these things all the time?

belgianwaffle

on 22 September 2004 at 10:44

Krista, stop it, you’re scaring me (clutches heart and shakes). Have googled “sensory integration” and am terrified. Silver, much more inclined to go with your views. Locotes, well, not everything all the time but she is a nervous little child, I blame her father.

emmm

on 22 September 2004 at 11:34

belgian, don’t worry, i am 24 and i am still terrified of loud noises – so much so my boyfriend automatically glances at me to check I am okay if there is a bang in the street. I can just about watch fireworks now, but when I was younger I’d hide inside. I’m also terrified to the point of tears by seagulls if they get anywhere near me, and by motorbikes. If I even see a motorbike I can feel my heart pounding and I do shake a bit.
It’s a big joke that I’m nervous of things and it hasn’t affected me really.
My dad used to scare me ‘for fun’ when I was little. Suddenly growling if I stroked his beard or shouting ‘BANG!!’ if I was touching a socket or something. He only stopped doing it because once I jumped so voilently I hit myself in the nose and got a nosebleed.
I was one of those kids that hated, hated, hated being thrown in the air and carried around on shoulders etc.
To be fair, I am terribly clumsy (this is also a big joke – ‘don’t let Em touch anything important!’) and not very good at dance etc and once a counsellor told me I had self-esteem issues but I don’t think I do.
So, basically, ummm – your kid is cute. Don’t worry too much.

belgianwaffle

on 22 September 2004 at 12:50

Em, this is very, very comforting. Thank you. She’s alright on the being thrown in the air thing (actually she likes that) but there’s no doubt that she hates loud noises. I think that she gets it from my father. He has started refusing to travel by air because he hates the noise of the PA systems so much. Have you any idea how long it takes to get from Cork to Brussels travelling by train and boat? Actually, not as long as you might think, but still, a while.

jan

on 23 September 2004 at 03:26

Glad to hear I’m not the only one with a nervous child. My little girl (age 3) sounds a lot like yours–noises tend to startle and distract her. She is absolutely petrified of toys that make noise, which means we’ve had to disable every toy with a battery in it.
Oddly, she loves fireworks and amusement parks, so it’s not just noise, it seems to be only particular noises.
And, yes, she does have some sensory integration issues, but it’s really not as scary as you would believe from your reading (I believe a previous generation would have just called her a timid child and left it at that, but at least here in the U.S., we like to put labels on our kids and try to “fix” them).
I’m sure your princess is just fine–she looks like a beautiful and charming baby!
cha0tic
on 23 September 2004 at 04:33

What happens when they fire the cannons on her Pirate ship? 🙂

belgianwaffle

on 23 September 2004 at 11:20

Jan, I am much comforted, thank you. Our baby seems to be a happy enough child on the whole, so fingers crossed she won’t need “fixing”.
ChaOtic, they use a silencer.

Sick baby

18 September, 2004
Posted in: Princess

When we got home last night she had a temperature.  Put her into her pyjamas only pausing to insert a suppository (oh how she loved that) and her Daddy put her to bed and remained hovering and singing over her cot for half an hour until she dropped off.

Up again at 10.30 roaring.  Up at 12.47.  Up at 3.30.  Bloody electricity gone.  Make up bottle with aid of torch which Mr. Waffle has stashed beside the bed for just this kind of emergency. Very hot baby.  Decide to dose orally with Nurofen.  She takes one look at the spoon and starts to shake all over and scream blue murder.  How can they tell that it’s medicine?  I hold her while loving spouse tilts spoon down her throat. Very serious unhappiness. Electricity comes back.  Take baby to our bed to calm her down.  Takes about half an hour. Nurofen begins to take effect.  She feels strangely invigorated and starts requesting songs.  After an hour of popular favourites including “Row, row, row your boat” and, of course “Meunier, tu dors” consents to go back to bed.  She is much better this morning but we are sad shadows of our former selves.  Oh truly, a sick baby is utter misery.

Comments
belgianwaffle

on 20 September 2004 at 10:03

For a non-parent this is very insightful.

Locotes

on 21 September 2004 at 17:07

Thank you. I try. For being so young and all…
*rolls eyes*

belgianwaffle

on 22 September 2004 at 10:48

Baby Locotes. There was an 80 year old woman at my mother’s golf club called girlie. She got the name when she was the youngest in a large family and it stuck. Maybe this will happen to you. Maybe you will be baby Locotes when we’re all 90 and you’re a sprightly 80. By the by, see Saturday’s Irish Times has an article about how Pana is all trendy now, is it true?

Locotes

on 22 September 2004 at 16:26

Hmm…I see. To be fair I’ve been highly well-behaved on all these older blogs, not mentioning my youthful appearance and how my life is still all ahead of me, but perhaps a rethink is in order?
I can’t say I read the IT (obviously enough, they’re the enemy *spit* – but I actually don’t rate it much anyway), but Pana is definitely looking well. Were you not here only a while back? Or did you not leave Dublin? Anyways, I don’t know about trendy, but it certainly is all nice and flat and paved and tarmaced. Though as usual the local scumbags are trying their best to mess it up (but I don’t talk about that here in front of readers from other counties – you understand).

belgianwaffle

on 23 September 2004 at 11:24

Yes, I know the IT is the enemy and it’s very patronising about what it insists on referring to as “the provinces” but what can I do, I married out and himself likes it. Was home in August but everything was still a bit dug up and they certainly didn’t have tables out in front of Reidy’s.

Locotes

on 23 September 2004 at 12:24

I only found out when I came into work this morning, but they actually had the official opening of the street last night, with parades and music and stuffed shirts posing for pictures, etc. Don’t know how I didn’t hear about that beforehand.
Yeah the tables and chairs outside are everywhere, there’s always a big crowd outside that place. You’ve heard about the new legislation that says the tables have to be put away by 9pm or so? A lot of fuss about it, not too bothered myself as I don’t smoke – MUCH more bothered about Michael Martin’s new scheme to raise alcohol prices – as if we weren’t being scammed enough. Grrr.

belgianwaffle

on 23 September 2004 at 14:53

Loc, you’re joking, they have to put the tables away. Why? Dutifully watched the official opening on RTE on the computer but a bit difficult to see and fuzzy so not really able to appreciate the grandeur of the street. Liked the woman who said “yeah, they got a Spanish architect to do it, it’s like something you’d see in Santa Ponza but I suppose we’ll have to live with it.”

Locotes

on 23 September 2004 at 18:19

Please tell me that’s a true quote. Classic. She should know if she’s a true Northsider, seeing as she probably spends every summer there.
Not joking about the tables and chairs, it all has to be brought indoors at 9pm – to prevent chances of ‘public disorder’, i.e. they’re afraid some feen will get a chair across the head after a disagreement. You can see what they mean I guess, but it went down very badly.

Locotes

on 23 September 2004 at 18:30

Seeing as the RTE website let you down, this might help a bit. Check here for People’s Republic pictures of the opening, and here for their article after the roadworks finished last month. Hilarious. Never say I don’t do anything for you.
😉

belgianwaffle

on 23 September 2004 at 22:05

Not only is the quote true but here is the link – http://www.rte.ie/news/2004/0922/cork.html. Don’t say I never do anything for you and the squirrel. And NO, I have not had a bad experience with a squirrel. Enjoyed the PRC stuff. Ta.

Great constipation stories

17 September, 2004
Posted in: Miscellaneous

Check out the horrifying, toe-curlingly embarassing story on Dooce. Warning: this features what the author delicately calls “poop”…

Comments
adam_ball

on 18 September 2004 at 11:55

Hey what’s wrong with foreign toilets? Unless you mean those nasty older european ones with a waterless platform for you to deposit your sample on. I’m convinced they are there to stop men spending half an hour in the toliet. Who can sit there with the humm rising around you for longer than is absolutely necessary?

belgianwaffle

on 18 September 2004 at 14:19

What can I say lads, you’ll have to take it up with Dooce.

Friar Tuck

on 19 September 2004 at 00:46

How do you find these stories?! Do you google “poo” everyday? Come to think of it, that’s more exciting than what I do in my spare time.
I cannot relate to the foreign toilet problem either, although I was a little reluctant at first to use the old Italian-style hole in the floor that you squat over. I mean, how are you supposed to know if your aim is right?!

belgianwaffle

on 20 September 2004 at 10:34

No, you don’t need to if Dooce is one of your faves.

Hide and seek

17 September, 2004
Posted in: Princess

“Where’s my baby girl?”

Rustle from behind the curtains.

“Where’s my little girl?”

Giggle from behind the curtain.

“Is she gone out?”

Muffled voice from behind the curtain “All gone”.

Isn’t this cool?

Comments
jackdaltonon 17 September 2004 at 12:24

yep.. indeedy 🙂
You’re not a totally hopeless case as a mother after all….

Locoteson 17 September 2004 at 12:34

Ah it brings me back…..*sigh*….to be 21 again…

belgianwaffleon 18 September 2004 at 14:18

Jack, Minks, is Locotes a LOT younger than the rest of us or does it just feel that way?

NorahSplogon 19 September 2004 at 17:59

So sweet.

belgianwaffleon 20 September 2004 at 10:36

I know, she’s fab (doting parent noise).

I’m not sleeping

15 September, 2004
Posted in: Princess

Mr. Waffle is away on business. It’s just me and herself.  So she said to herself “aha there will be no changing of the guard at 6.30 this evening, I think I will skip my nap. Today I will devote all my energies to determining whether I can stretch my mother’s patience to breaking point.”

We went to an exhibition (fancy a nap dearest? NO).  We discovered that we share a dislike of abstract expressionism (fancy a nap dearest? NO).  We had to have a cup of tea and a bun to recover (fancy a nap dearest? NO).  We went to the gallery and looked at the Belgian impressionists (fancy a nap dearest? NO).  We went home (fancy a nap dearest? NO).  We read some books (fancy a nap dearest? NO).  The Princess then invented a new game all by herself.  She stuck her finger so far up her nose that it was largely invisible and tried to do the same to me. My efforts to deter her met with hysterical laughter. Excellent new game.  Spent the evening protecting my nose from the dangerous digit while the Princess cackled manically.

Bedtime eventually rolled round and as her Daddy usually puts her to bed, I decided that she must be getting a little tired when she started wandering around the flat saying “Papa, Papa, Papa?” in an anxious tone of voice. So I compromised my linguistic integrity.  “Dodo?” I said. “Ah oui” she replied.  Vive la francophonie!

Comments
belgianwaffle

on 15 September 2004 at 22:05

Yes, mercifully…

silveretta

on 16 September 2004 at 15:28

If I say ‘dodo’ enough, I’ve found that I fall asleep now too. Saves a fortune on ambiens.

belgianwaffle

on 17 September 2004 at 11:19

Silver, do you flail your little arms around like a flightless bird, this works for our baby..

Dressing to impress

12 September, 2004
Posted in: Miscellaneous, Princess

Yesterday, the Princess and I passed a juggler on the street.  I said “look sweetheart, a man with balls”. Hmm.

We went to a party last night. I had nothing to wear. No really. I knew I was in trouble when I hauled out my maternity party wear and my hockey skirt from the bottom of the wardrobe and seriously wondered whether I could wear any of these items.

Comments
silveretta

on 13 September 2004 at 15:21

Is that what passes for sex education in the Waffle household?

belgianwaffle

on 13 September 2004 at 16:09

Hmm. Interesting Jack. Yes, Silver.

RockStar Mommy

(Homepage)

on 14 September 2004 at 06:06

I actually wore one of my maternity shirts once way after I was pregnant because I had nothing else to wear and it looked really cute. You couldn’t even tell it was a maternity shirt though. I got so many compliments. Go figure.
Locotes
on 14 September 2004 at 11:58

With a comment like that, you would have been perfect as a Dodgeball cast member….

belgianwaffle

on 14 September 2004 at 15:10

RockStar Mommy, I have looked at your photo album and see where you are coming from. I am, alas, only an aspirant rockstar Mommy and none of my maternity wear is likely to inspire compliments. I am reconsidering the hockey skirt though, little pleated skirts are very in, this season. Locotes, what’s dodgeball?

Locotes

on 14 September 2004 at 16:29

Ahem. Dodgeball is a new movie comedy out with Ben Stiller. About the game dodgeball. Full of ‘ball’ related puns. Basic yet amusing. I’m sorry, I was far too modern with that comment – I’ll try and find a renaissance painter quip next time.
😉

jackdalton

on 14 September 2004 at 16:47

Hockey skirt, hockey skirt, hockey shirt….. and a photo of same, legs included, on the Princess Diary please. Before Locotes has to make one…

belgianwaffle

on 15 September 2004 at 21:25

Locotes, thank you. Await reference to Botticelli masterpiece. Jack, hockey skirt is too large for Princess, it trails around her ankles..

jackdalton

on 16 September 2004 at 15:11

That’s it then smarty pants… we’ll just have to make our own.
You have been warned…

belgianwaffle

on 17 September 2004 at 11:19

Interesting prospect, Jack.

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