I asked my friend Clyde.
“No she is not,”
is how Clyde replied.
“She’s got flippers and whiskers
and eats fish all day.
I do not think llamas
act quite in that way.”
“Oh,” I said.
“I’m beginning to feel
that your mama must
really be a…”
[Reader pauses here to let young children give the correct answer.]
Daniel shouts out excitedly:…”phoque”.
Truly, this linguistic regime creates difficulties for the unwary.