X – [Innocous parental names] are thrilled to declare the arrival of a beautiful new person to the world, Thoraí… a sister to [slightly less outlandish name and another odd one]..
ZEITGEIST – ZEITGEIST – A and B are delighted to announce the birth of their son …Jake… A little brother for Ben, Sam, Jessica and Milly.
Note that I have selected names that are too unusual and names that are too common for your consideration. We birth column police are a fickle, hard to please lot.