Herself: We are doing the renaissance in history.
Me: Oh yes?
Her: I know loads of renaissance sculptors and painters but I never get to mention them.
Me: And why is that?
Her: Because whenever the history teacher asks us to name renaissance artists, she says, “Remember the turtles!”
Ha! My oldest has taken a liking to her lab partner. They both look a bit stricken each time one of the parents speaks to the other.
That made me laugh. It turns out that we are evil.