Today is Mr. Waffle’s birthday. We made him a cake.
Me (at breakfast) : You will never guess where we have hidden the cake.
Him: Let me think. In the oven?
Me: Nope, you will never, never guess in a million years.
Him: Hmm, maybe in the tumble dryer?
Me: Yes.
How could he guess? I have never hidden a cake in the tumble dryer before. What, do you think I am weird or something?
So, Mr Waffle, another year older and also psychic.