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3 May, 2016
Posted in: Cork, Ireland, Reading etc.

A number of people sent me a link to this Kevin Barry piece in Granta about Cork.

It starts out as follows:

If cities are sexed, as Jan Morris believes, then Cork is a male place. Personified further, I would cast him as low-sized, disputatious and stoutly built, a hard-to-knock-over type. He has a haughty demeanour that’s perhaps not entirely earned but he can also, in a kinder light, seem princely. He is certainly melancholic. He is given to surreal flights and to an antic humour and he is blessed with pleasingly musical speech patterns. He is careful with money. He is in most leanings a liberal. He is fairly cool, usually quite relaxed, and head over heels in love with himself.

At the very least, the last of this is true: the city of Cork is besotted with itself, and it talks of little else.

It is a truly brilliant article; especially since the author is only a blow-in.

One of These Excuses is not like the Others

2 May, 2016
Posted in: Ireland, Reading etc.

It was my oldest friend’s birthday on April 20. We thought we might go to lunch on a Saturday to catch up.

From: Me
To: Her
Subject: Happy birthday to you

Alas, I cannot go to lunch on Saturday – I am out on Sunday afternoon and I can’t go out to lunch on Saturday as well. Planning ahead but how about Saturday, May 7?

From: Her
To: Me
Subject: RE: Happy birthday to you

That’s too bad about Saturday but it was short notice so I knew it was a long shot. As regards 7 May, I will possibly have a Kiwi friend visiting that weekend, I don’t know yet for sure but I will keep you posted.

From: Me
To: Her
Subject: RE: Happy birthday to you

Will we pencil in May 14 – I know it’s a long way out but still…

From: Her
To: Me
Subject: RE: Happy birthday to you

14 May I am in Ulaan Baator. Yes, really.

I think she has won that email exchange with her fermented mare’s milk. If you care, the 21st isn’t a runner because my niece is making her first communion so we have settled on May 28.

13

12 April, 2016
Posted in: Princess

The Princess is 13 today.  Her aunt gave her clothes from India.  I took a picture to send to my sister (the donor). “Call it ‘cultural appropriation’,” suggested herself.

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Incidentally, you might note the complete inability of anyone who lives in this house to shut the door.

Her main celebration is on Saturday but tonight she had a small cake.  Behold the birthday cake of a child with two working parents:

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Fuller post to follow telling you all about my 13 year old.

She Suffers or Pedants of the World Unite, You Have Nothing to Lose but Misplaced Apostrophes

11 April, 2016
Posted in: Princess

Email correspondence:

From: Herself
To: Me
Subject: Bishops

Bishops

I am not sure whether the resolution on the picture allows you to read the caption which is “Pope Francis: Will reflect on much of what his bishops’ have had to say.”

Everyone’s a Critic

7 April, 2016
Posted in: Dublin, Ireland, Princess

Herself sent me an email:

From: Herself
To: Me
Re: Complete idiocy from the Irish Times

http://www.irishtimes.com/business/commercial-property/crane-survey-40-cranes-visible-over-dublin-city-centre-1.2598809

I did point out to her that journalists from the Irish Times weren’t the first people to use cranes as a symbol of economic dynamism.

I think she gets her judgemental streak from me.

The Shipping News

6 April, 2016
Posted in: Princess

Herself: So, Dumbledore says that for the challenge he is going to match Harry and Hermione. Then Karkarov, says that he can’t have Hermione because he needs her for Krum. So Dumbledore says he is going to match Harry with Cho but then he can’t have Cho because Cedric Diggory is rescuing her. So Dumbledore says, [insert dramatic pause here], stop sinking my ships.

Both parents: Sorry, I don’t get it.

Her: Stop sinking my ships!

Both parents: Nope.

Her: Do you know what a ship is, short for a relationship?

Us: What?

Her: You know, you can have a cannon ship, a cross ship, a submarine, a crack ship, a cross crack ship, then there’s your OTP and your NOTP, of course.

She explained all those terms in detail. People, there is a whole world out there. I will have a teenager living in my house from next week. Expect regular updates on what the young people are talking about.

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