This month, for NaBlPoMo, I was going to tell you about everywhere I have ever lived. I have been planning this for a long time (no sniggering at the back please) and had kept a word document updated with all this precious information which I was going to dole out to you day by day over the month of November (that is uproarious laughter, please leave the classroom).
Except, somehow or other, over the summer, I have forgotten where I put this document for safe keeping during the move. Is it somewhere on a memory stick? Is it in one of the 100s of emails I sent myself on gmail? Is it on some hidden part of the hard drive?  A certain amount of brief and unsystematic exploration has yielded nothing and we are approaching midnight – I would hate to miss out on the chance of a prize right at the start.
Even if I can’t find my document, I plan to write it all up from scratch, so don’t think you’ve been spared.
Tomorrow – my first home.