A friend of ours called round last Saturday and he
had had possibly the most embarassing experience ever that morning. He had gone for a swim and was walking round
the pool contemplating where to immerse himself when one of the lifeguards came
up to him and said Â“IÂ’m sorry sir, IÂ’m going to have to ask you to buy a new
swimsuit as that one is totally transparent at the backÂ”.
on 22 October 2005 at 16:48
on 23 October 2005 at 04:33
Hopefully nobody made any cracks.
OK OK, I’m leaving.
on 23 October 2005 at 05:33
what’s so pathetic is that it took me all day to think that up.
on 24 October 2005 at 09:59
I think I may have given my husband food
poisoning. I gave him frozen cannelloni on Thursday night. The Princess and I abstained
because it wasnÂ’t very nice (well, thatÂ’s why I didnÂ’t have any, sheÂ’s refusing
to eat on principle, thatÂ’ll show us for producing two babies) so he ate all of
ours as well. He spent Thursday night
throwing up and all day Friday asleep a shadow of his former self. You will be glad to hear that he now appears to be restored. Although I do feel bad that he was sick, I canÂ’t help
being relieved that the Princess and I restrained ourselves.
on 22 October 2005 at 16:47
on 24 October 2005 at 10:00
FT, 6000 years eh. Thank you Mr. Bush.