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Part the tenth

1 November, 2004
Posted in: The tale of Lazy Jack Silver

Maureen left the room, head bowed, deep in concentration and missed the silent figure
standing at the edge of the entrance hall.  As soon as Waffle knew they were alone she turned to Heather and in her soft, Cork voice she said, “I think we may have a problem.”

“Problem,darling?  Why for” Heather sipped at her dry martini and tilted her head towards Waffle.  “You don’t mean.?”“That is exactly what I mean.” Waffle took her champagne glass in her dainty manicured
hand and sighed.  “I couldnÂ’’t say no to him.  You understand?” She smiled ruefully.  “He knows too much.  Sometimes I feel as if he has me in his power.”  She shuddered and her red silk dress rippled across her perfect, slender body.
Whilst Heather understood WaffleÂ’’s situation she was apprehensive at the thought that
Friar Tuck was in the Schloss.  It had been so long since she had had anything to do with that monk.  Would no one save her from this turbulent priest, she thought, wondering if she should make a note of that particular phrase, given its originality.
“We really donÂ’’ t need Friar Tuck here, Waffle.  Is it possible that we could distract him with some sort of..”

Suddenly the lights dimmed and a screamechoed through the Schloss.  Waffle looked at Heather, her blue eyes brimming with tears.  “It is okay?” she gasped.
“Maureen understands?”

“Of course she understands.  It’Â’ll be fine” she said in an impatient tone.  “Frankly, I’Â’m
far more concerned about you bringing the priest with you.  He is not what he seems.” Heather turned around and called “Friar Tuck, I know youÂ’’re here.  Show yourself to me.”

Slowly, the hooded figure moved towards the two women. As he came closer Heather held her hands to her face, the crimson nail varnish clashing violently with her ashen complexion.  Turning to Waffle she sobbed, “How can this be so?”

Another scream echoed through the Schloss.

Comments
Friar Tuck

on 02 November 2004 at 03:22

*blushes*
Yes, I’m still able!

poggle

on 02 November 2004 at 11:54

Oh Brother …..

belgianwaffle

on 02 November 2004 at 19:44

Another thrilling installment from my co-author! Fab.

Friar Tuck

on 02 November 2004 at 21:13

This is not a complaint–indeed, this thing reads like a good Michener or Le Carre novel–but could you make me a little more Grey Eminence-like. I’ve always aspired to that.
Pog, don’t get me started with the “Is he a French friar or a chip monk” stuff.

belgianwaffle

on 03 November 2004 at 11:03

FT, email winging it’s way to you explaining how your character will develop…har di har.

poggle

on 03 November 2004 at 11:22

You seem to have some Prior knowledge, Friar Tuck …..

belgianwaffle

on 03 November 2004 at 11:33

Am I the only person in blogland who can’t do poor puns?

poggle

on 03 November 2004 at 11:53

‘poor’? Hmf 😉

belgianwaffle

on 03 November 2004 at 12:39

Well, I can’t do good ones either Pog..

poggle

on 03 November 2004 at 12:51

Me neither.

Art for the masses

29 October, 2004
Posted in: Reading etc.

Well, last week saw the arrival of M who has spent the past couple of years working in Gaza. I haven’t seen much of him recently as it’s a long way from Gaza to Brussels and I was reluctant to visit him as I felt I owed it to my baby daughter to have her mother survive her infancy. So there was much rejoicing on his arrival in the capital of Europe.

M is always taking me to operas. He loves opera. Despite my best efforts, I do not love opera. I can’t help it, I try and I try but as far as I’m concerned, a day without opera is just fine. So we went to Aida, described by M as “fabulous Aida that everybody loves”. Not everybody, oh it was alright I suppose. But Aida and Ramades were very fat and as they stood at the front of the stage clutching each other’s chubby little hands, I was irresistibly reminded of the teletubbies.  And then Aida is so feeble. Ramades is sentenced to death (which is entirely her fault) and walled up in a tomb.  Guess who’s secreted herself in the tomb so that they can die together (I’m sorry, if I’m ruining the punchline for you).  Surely, the least she could have done was hidden outside and tried to get him out. Opera. Pshaw.

A trip to Ghent for the day was much more to my taste.  We spent quite a while looking at art and were able to entertain ourselves and nauseate passers-by with conversations along the following lines:

Me: Of course, I love the Flemish Primitives…

M: I think you’ll find that’s early Netherlandish

Me: Sorry, I’m so used to thinking in French.

M: Yes, well, look at the jewel like intensity of those colours.

Me: Yes, I feel that this is the peak of achievement of the Netherlandish school.  Those imports from Italy often don’t work.

M: Are you talking about the Caravaggisti?

Me: Well, no, they’re fine, I’m really thinking about Northern Mannerism.

M: Of course, the Northern baroque, one thinks of Rubens…

And so on. No truly.  We can’t help ourselves.  We’re made for each other. It was fabulous to see him.

Comments
Bobble

on 29 October 2004 at 13:38

Ah, but the Cortona school of Futurists *sighs*…

belgianwaffle

on 29 October 2004 at 13:58

PFT, fat birds indeed, when one things of the monumentality of Rubens’ work, the solid presence of his figures and his daring Titianesque use of colour…you see once you start this kind of thing, it is very hard to stop..
Bobble, well, clearly anything after the Flemish primitives, is bound to be a let down and those futurists, really, I don’t know. Of course, Italy is clearly very proud of the futurists but frankly, not sure that Boccioni merits his place on the 20 cents in the same way that Botticelli deserves the 10 cent place…and, you know, I could go on like this for hours unless I am stopped by the forces of reason.

Bobble

on 29 October 2004 at 14:07

I am off to my preferred artist’s show on this Saturday: Raphael. His transfiguration… *wordless*

silveretta

on 29 October 2004 at 14:59

How come we never get any of that classy kind of talk on this blog?
O.

Beth

(Homepage)

on 29 October 2004 at 21:05

My husband refuses to go to art galleries with me because I talk like that for hours. He does the same thing with hair bands. No idea how we ever got together.
Locotes
on 29 October 2004 at 22:25

An amazing coincidence where he works, considering his name eh? Worked out quite well…imagine the confusion if he worked in Ballinspittle or somewhere…

belgianwaffle

on 01 November 2004 at 19:15

Bobble, lucky, lucky you. Silver, start blogging again, I miss your puns. Will I start a separate category for arty talk? Beth, well, that’s perfect because when you have children, he can take them to look at hair bands and you can go to galleries. Locotes, indeed.

Vote early, vote often

28 October, 2004
Posted in: Reading etc.

So, do you want to vote?  Not from the US, not a problem.  Vote here.
And in other US election tat, I found this, which I really rather like.

Comments
Locotes

on 28 October 2004 at 13:22

Well the Irish vote is certainly pretty certain – 94%!
I know this leaves me open to horrendous amounts of abuse, but my 100% anti-Bush stance has actually wavered over the last few weeks. I think I’m one of those that has slightly overdosed on Michael Moore-type over-stated opinions. A few documentaries lately (on various channels) have shown very interesting histories on both candidates. Right now, I’m wondering what Kerry would actually bring to the job, and if Iraq hadn’t gone so pear-shaped, would Bush actually be viewed as a reasonably decent president?

poggle

on 28 October 2004 at 13:42

Wash your mouth out with soap Locotes. Bush and ‘reasonably decent’ in the same sentence? Oh please. 😉

Locotes

on 28 October 2004 at 13:48

I was just amazed I could write ‘anti-Bush’ and keep a straight face. It’s so not me…
😉

dmts

on 28 October 2004 at 13:59

I am really surprised that Switzerland had voted Kerry with 91%

poggle

on 28 October 2004 at 14:02

Maybe someone’s having a laugh, H – you can, after all, say you come from anywhere on that list.

belgianwaffle

on 28 October 2004 at 21:19

Or maybe the Swiss are pro-Kerry. Who knows what the inner working of the Swiss mind are? Did Kerry go to finishing school in CH?

Friar Tuck

on 29 October 2004 at 00:03

Can one really believe there are dozens of Monsignori in the Vatican sitting at their computers in black cassocks with violet piping “voting” for the U.S. President? On the other hand, the result-60% for Kerry, 39% for Bush-closely matches what noted Vaticanista John Allen concluded from his informal poll. Molto interessante!

belgianwaffle

on 29 October 2004 at 13:15

Well, FT, as you well know, they are a very computer literate crowd in the Vatican.

Better hair day

28 October, 2004
Posted in: Family

It’s looking a little healthier now, thank you for asking. My infant daughter has got used to the novelty and has stopped pointing her finger at me and giggling.

In the past week I have had my friend Gaza M to visit, my parents in law to visit and generally been involved in a whirl of gaiety.  Stay tuned for further details.

Comments
NorahSplog

on 28 October 2004 at 12:42

The hair looks lovely Waffle.
My mother maintains that she always thought she looked lovely until she had a daughter to put her straight.

poggle

on 28 October 2004 at 12:43

Sounds like a good week. We are pining for further instalment of the LJS tale, by the way …..

belgianwaffle

on 28 October 2004 at 12:49

Oh Chintzy, alas, not hers, mine. Her hair is still a bit thin for ribbons… Norah, thank you, you are too kind. I see where your mother’s coming from though. Pog, every spare minute in the past week has obviously been spent mulling on the fate of LJS, worry not.

jackdalton

on 28 October 2004 at 12:50

Thank god the hair is sorting itself out 😐
And no we’re not… ignore Pog.

chintzybling

on 28 October 2004 at 12:55

Ahh righty, sory Mrs Waffle..still..pink ribbons always look good.

belgianwaffle

on 28 October 2004 at 13:06

Jack, ah you love it really. Chintzy, am in entire agreement re ribbons, but may have a fight on my hands with the rest of them.

Locotes

on 28 October 2004 at 13:12

Well I personally feel my general absence has obviously left waffle in trouble coming up with new and exciting material for LJS – seeing as I surely make up the main thrust of the character (as it were).
As for the hair, good luck with the growth – a bit of length is always a good thing. And of course it gives herself something to swing off if biccies aren’t coming fast enough…

dmts

on 28 October 2004 at 13:39

and the swiss end of LJS is deeply apologetic for not having done anything – I’ve been having a bad hair year….

belgianwaffle

on 28 October 2004 at 21:16

Well then Locotes, get back writing. I presume the flood waters have now subsided and you can make it to a computer safely. Heather, I think we’re making them keener by pausing..

Bad hair day

19 October, 2004
Posted in: Work

If you interviewed someone with the following hairstyle would you give her the job?

1980s mullet at the back

1990s fluffed up in the middle

1980s asymmetrical fringe at the front

Do you think I’m joking?  I now look a little like a Kajagoogoo band member.

Comments
jackdalton

on 20 October 2004 at 00:07

No.

Friar Tuck

on 20 October 2004 at 03:52

Depends. How low would your neckline be?

poggle

on 20 October 2004 at 12:47

Which one? C’mon – you can tell us …..

jackdalton

on 21 October 2004 at 11:00

I think she means ALL of them at once. A kind of hybrid from hairdresser hell.Punishment from the Gods for the creation of that nefarious monster LJS, no doubt.
🙂

Kal

(Homepage)

on 21 October 2004 at 11:49

Picture! Picturepicturepicture!

poggle

on 21 October 2004 at 12:13

Is he nefarious?
Excellent ….

jackdalton

on 21 October 2004 at 16:38

Bad to the bone, I reckon….. but at least he has hair that can be seen in public without fear of arrest by the fashion police.
[He does… doesn’t he? ]

poggle

on 21 October 2004 at 17:43

I assume so, Doc. Haven’t heard a single slur about his barnet, anyway …..

dmts

on 21 October 2004 at 21:09

mmm. we haven’t really touched on LJS’s hair yet have we, waffle? What sort of hairstyle would a great romantic hero have? But never mind that, what’s LJS’s hair like?

poggle

on 22 October 2004 at 11:57

D’you solis might let you have ‘byronic’?

johnhumphries

on 22 October 2004 at 13:08

We went to Devon on holiday last year and all the bus drivers had haircuts like that!

jackdalton

on 22 October 2004 at 18:02

Coffee & Cake? It?s sort of a blog event. Small select gathering. Invite Only?

belgianwaffle

on 28 October 2004 at 12:31

Hello there, been lying low with my head under a pillow but am about to get up and face the world

Part the ninth

18 October, 2004
Posted in: The tale of Lazy Jack Silver

Through the driving rain Heather and Maureen watched the black helicopter circle the Schloss obviously trying to pinpoint the landing area.  There were moments when Heather worried that the pilot wouldn’t manage to land given the fearsome weather conditions. Finally the pilot negotiated a landing and Heather breathed a deep sigh of relief; at last she would have LJS exactly where she needed him.
Waffle swung her long, shapely legs out of the helicopter and jumped onto the tarmac.  Waving to Heather, she turned back to the helicopter as someone helped The Princess into her waiting arms.  The Princess struggled free from her mother and walked swiftly and steadily towards the two women waiting in the shelter of the golden pergola.  Heather looked at Maureen whose complexion had turned ashen and she realised that she was remembering the blessed Reginald. In as gentle a manner as Heather could manage she touched Maureen’Â’s hand and told her, “it will be okay, trust me.  It was too difficult for Heather to consider MaureenÂ’s feelings until she knew that LJS had been brought to her.  She needed to see him being taken from the helicopter and until then she would be in torment.

As the storm built in intensity so did HeatherÂ’’s nerves.  It had been so long since she had felt this level of anticipation, this level of excitement.  When she saw the extra-long stretcher with what could only be LJS strapped to it she bowed her head to hide the tears.  Not even Maureen could be allowed to see how much this meant to her.

Within a few moments they were all gathered inside the spacious entrance hall of the Schloss watching the attendants carry LJS up the baronial staircase to the East Wing.

““Fuck”.” The imperious tones of the Princess echoed around the entrance hall.

“Hello, darling” Heather knelt in front of the Princess. “Would you like a biscuit and some squash?”  She turned to Maureen, “Have we got some crayons or something for the Princess?”.

The Princess raised her eyebrows and sighed. “Do you realise I have an IQ that is beyond measurement and youÂ’’re offering me crayons?  Settling down on the deep red Persian carpet in front of the roaring log fire, the Princess took a crayon and pondered for a moment.  It seemed to her that they would be here for some time so now was as good a time as any to write the libretto for the opera she had been planning.  This, as far as she was aware, would be the first opera in Sanskrit.  Pausing only to call for biscuits, cake, toast and grapes she worked silently.  Growing bored with the idea of the opera she decided to teach herself German.  “Fick dich” she announced.

“You’Â’ve done brilliantly, darling” Heather smiled across at Waffle.  Maureen frowned and said “we really need to move onto the next stage”.  Her voice shook slightly and the women knew this was because of the great responsibility that Maureen was about to take.  Now timing was crucial.

Comments
poggle

on 18 October 2004 at 12:27

I am agog …… again ….
And Princess’s first word made me laugh out loud, thereby scaring the scientists – again.

dmts

on 18 October 2004 at 17:29

can you wait for the next thrilling instalment, Bobble?
Yes, pog – I wasn’t sure I’d get that one past Waffle, to be honest.

poggle

on 18 October 2004 at 17:41

Well, she can hardly censor you when she’s already told us, H ….

silveretta

on 18 October 2004 at 23:39

I fear electricity may be involved at some future stage of this nefarious plot. My third of LJS won’t react well. Unless there’s alcohol too.

belgianwaffle

on 19 October 2004 at 19:54

Silver, alcohol and electricity, I like it.
Ladies, Princess was saying “fork”.

Bobble

on 20 October 2004 at 00:50

It’s her accent Waffle, as I said previously.

on 01 November 2004 at 19:28

Hey – I missed this somehow. By all accounts it makes no sense, as like the rest of 20six I’m here eagerly pressing refresh every 3-5 seconds in the hope of a new installment.

NorahSplog

on 01 November 2004 at 19:29
(
Comment Modified) Oh, and when I finally do find it (cunningly hidden at the top of the LJS catagory – I see how you outwitted me there) I forget to say how fab it is. and how I’m dying to know what happens next.

dmts

on 01 November 2004 at 20:34

thank you Norah – there is another exciting episode for you now.

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